Boston police today reported finding a body in the Charles River. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was described as wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink wig, high heels, and a Patriot's jersey. The police graciously removed the Patriot's jersey to spare the family unnecessary embarrassment.
Monday, February 4, 2008
Super bowl Hangover
Boston police today reported finding a body in the Charles River. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was described as wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink wig, high heels, and a Patriot's jersey. The police graciously removed the Patriot's jersey to spare the family unnecessary embarrassment.
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